I was inspired by War to post this (for those of you wondering what pastors do amongst themselves; this is taken from my actual email INBOX - from my daily dose of pastoral "stuff"):
"The 3rd Man in History to Walk on Water"
The 1st was Jesus of Nazareth . .
The 2nd was Simon Peter, the apostle . . .
Then there was this guy . . . Jose
Did I mention that I received this from an individual of the Hispanic persuasion?