I've always known that coffee contained amazing supernatural powers. Such that researchers have known found that coffee drinkers "may be at lower risk of liver and colon cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Parkinson's disease" (not to mention that café is America's #1 source of antioxidants). CNN posted this amazing article on coffee and health.
And yes, the only way to drink coffee is always leaded and always "straight black." When you are out in the bush and you fall and fracture a bone . . . no worries, just pour some coffee on that open wound. Hoo-rah!